1 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:05,962 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,704 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,532 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,619 --> 00:00:13,665 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:16,712 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:19,280 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,238 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:24,415 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:27,766 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,726 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:34,338 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:35,905 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:39,300 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:42,390 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,479 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:47,090 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,396 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:50,441 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,269 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:55,838 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,925 --> 00:01:00,582 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:04,194 USING TREACHERY, COBRA CAPTURES SPACE STATION DELTA 23 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,675 AND SUCCESSFULLY PLANTS THE FOUR CONTROL CUBES 24 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:08,459 THEREBY COMPLETING THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS, 25 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:11,636 BENEATH WHICH NO SOURCE OF ELECTRICAL ENERGY CAN FUNCTION. 26 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,073 XAMOT FREES HIS BROTHER, TOMAX, 27 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,597 AND THE CRIMSON TWINS OVERTHROW THE COBRA COMMANDER, 28 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:16,989 ORDERING THE DREADNOKS 29 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,991 TO WREST CONTROL OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE FROM ZARTAN. 30 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,732 MEANWHILE, SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK 31 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,212 RACE BACK TO JOE HEADQUARTERS 32 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,866 WITH THE SECRET OF THE CONTROL CUBES. 33 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:26,564 AND QUICK KICK, ALPINE, AND BAZOOKA PLUMMET TO THEIR DEATHS 34 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:29,001 AS WE BEGIN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE 35 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,743 OF "G.I. JOE: THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS." 36 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:38,794 [ Strained ] "G" FORCES! TOO HARD TO MOVE! 37 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,100 BAZOOKA! 38 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,938 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 39 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,070 [ GRUNTS ] 40 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,426 GREAT STUNT WORK, STUNTMAN. 41 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,826 WE'RE GOING DOWN! ANY IDEAS? 42 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:12,175 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 43 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,612 DID YOU NOTICE WHAT THE CARGO ON THIS CRATE IS? 44 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,136 TRUBBLE BUBBLES! 45 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:42,292 JOE HEADQUARTERS! LET'S MOVE IT! 46 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,033 Gung-Ho: NUTS! 47 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:50,344 YOU CAN'T RUN A 20th-CENTURY H.Q. ON 1st-CENTURY TECHNOLOGY! 48 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:51,867 THIS IS HOPELESS! 49 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:54,522 WITHOUT THE JUICE, IT'S NO USE. 50 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,828 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] -HUH? 51 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,961 CITIZENS OF EARTH, 52 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:03,574 WE HAVE DIMINISHED THE PYRAMID'S POWER ENOUGH TO ADDRESS YOU NOW. 53 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,708 AH, STICK YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET AND RUST YOUR FACE OFF! 54 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,928 AND HERE TO PRESENT OUR ULTIMATUM, 55 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:15,238 YOUR NEW SUPREME LEADERS, THE CRIMSON TWINS. 56 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,588 ALL GOVERNMENTS MUST SURRENDER TO US... 57 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,764 AND COBRA BY THE END OF THE DAY... 58 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,984 OR WE SHALL INTENSIFY THE STRENGTH 59 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:24,943 OF THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS. 60 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,597 LOOKS LIKE COBRA COMMANDER'S 61 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:29,078 HAVING A LITTLE POWER FAILURE OF HIS OWN. 62 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:30,732 WE'VE GOT LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS. 63 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:31,950 [ COWBELL RINGS ] -WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 64 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,736 SOUNDS LIKE MY PAPPY'S RANCH AT FEEDING TIME. 65 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:41,221 OPEN THE DOOR AND GIVE OUR VISITORS THE FAMOUS JOE WELCOME. 66 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,441 [ POLLY SQUAWKS ] 67 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,964 WE'RE SAVED, GUYS! 68 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,792 IT'S THE COW CAVALRY! 69 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:50,882 -HEY, SHIPWRECK! -SHIPWRECK! 70 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:52,406 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE FOR! 71 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:54,712 IF YOU HAD TO PLAY COWBOYS AND COBRAS, 72 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,888 COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE IT ON HORSES? 73 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,760 VERY HILARIOUS, 74 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:02,851 BUT WHEN WE HIT THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS, WE HAD TO IMPROVISE. 75 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,940 DO US A FAVOR, WILD BILL -- 76 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,551 MILK OUR PONIES AND BRING US A GLASS. 77 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:08,509 HUH? 78 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,467 I'LL GET YOU BOTH A DRINK 79 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,948 IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR US. 80 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:16,038 WE GOT A LASERDISC FROM A COBRA FACTORY. 81 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:20,042 AND HOW DO YOU PLAY A LASERDISC WITH CANDLE POWER? 82 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:24,394 Tomax and Xamot: ALL LIFE-FORMS WILL PERISH. 83 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:29,181 YOU HAVE ONLY UNTIL THE END OF THIS DAY TO RESPOND. 84 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,967 [ LAUGHS ] BRAVO! BRAVO! 85 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,665 IT'S EVEN BETTER IN RERUN. 86 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,928 WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN? 87 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:39,496 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES. 88 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:44,414 YOU DON'T SEEM SO CONFIDENT WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS WHISTLE. 89 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,155 TAKE HIM AWAY! 90 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:49,419 DUSTY, WE'VE GOT TO GET CONTROL OF THESE FATAL FLUFFIES. 91 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:50,638 NO TALKING! 92 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:51,987 [ GRUNTS ] 93 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,076 Torch: WELL, WELL. 94 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:57,297 LYING DOWN ON THE JOB AGAIN, ARE YOU? 95 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,342 GET BACK IN LINE! 96 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:02,563 THE WHISTLE THAT CONTROLS THE FATAL FLUFFIES -- 97 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,826 TORCH HAS IT AROUND HIS NECK. 98 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,959 SEE THAT WHISTLE, JUNKYARD? 99 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,613 GO FETCH IT! 100 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:12,050 HUH? NO! 101 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,574 [ SCREAMS ] 102 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,750 GOOD BOY, JUNK! 103 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,752 GET THAT WHISTLE! 104 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,320 PRISONERS, CLEAR THE AREA! 105 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,538 STEP ASIDE. 106 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,106 MOVE! MOVE OR BE PUNISHED! 107 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,238 THE FATAL FLUFFIES ARE GOING CRAZY! 108 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,544 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 109 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,851 [ FATAL FLUFFIES GROAN ] 110 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:48,348 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 111 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:51,525 DON'T HURT US! IT WAS ALL ZARTAN'S FAULT! 112 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:56,965 WE WAS ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, WASN'T WE? 113 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,097 Duke: WAY TO GO, GUYS. 114 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:02,013 NOW LET'S PUT SOME "YO" BACK IN "JOE!" 115 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,194 Dusty: YO-O-O, JOE! 116 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,732 Quick Kick: I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LOVE THIS PART OF THE PICTURE. 117 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:28,039 Alpine: WE'RE LOSING POWER! 118 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,345 GET READY TO JUMP! 119 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:32,217 IT'S NOT THE JUMPING THAT WORRIES ME. 120 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,610 IT'S THE...LANDING. 121 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:38,006 HEY, I DISTINCTLY HEAR THE GENTLE SOUND 122 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,703 OF THE TABLES TURNING. 123 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:44,360 YEAH! LET THE SUNSHINE IN! 124 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,849 Cobra Commander: CALAMITY MOST FOUL! 125 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,547 AAAAAAAH! 126 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:01,725 NO! NO! NO! 127 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:05,163 YOUR SELFISH BUNGLING HAS PERMITTED THE JOES 128 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,340 TO UNDO MY EXQUISITE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS! 129 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,213 YOU TWIN TWERPS! 130 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:15,217 I'M BACK IN COMMAND NOW. 131 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:17,262 COME IN, DESTRO, COME IN! 132 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,916 STOP THAT, DESTRO! 133 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:22,572 I SEE YOU BOTH CLEARLY, AND I AM STUNNED! 134 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:26,358 SHE, UH, SHE HAD SOMETHING IN HER EYE, COBRA COMMANDER. 135 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,838 MY EYE, SHE DID! 136 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:29,710 NOW STOP GOING GA-GA 137 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:34,366 AND ESTABLISH A LOW-ALTITUDE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS AT ONCE! 138 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,412 AS YOU ORDER, LEADER. 139 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,500 COBRA! 140 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:40,329 EXCELLENCY, WE MUST ALSO TAKE PRECAUTIONS 141 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,983 TO GUARD COBRA TEMPLE... 142 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,115 -FROM A SNEAK ATTACK. -...FROM A SNEAK ATTACK. 143 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,377 BALDERDASH! 144 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,032 THIS TEMPLE IS IN NO DANGER, 145 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:51,035 BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT IS. 146 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,777 NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! 147 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:58,826 Flint: WE'VE GOT TO TREAT THIS AS A TEMPORARY VICTORY ONLY, 148 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,218 UNLESS YOU GUYS AT HEADQUARTERS 149 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,612 HAVE SOMETHING TO MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT. 150 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:06,529 THIS LASERDISC SNAKE EYES AND I BORROWED FROM COBRA 151 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,010 HAS INFO ON THE CONTROL CUBES. 152 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:13,362 NOW THAT WE'VE GOT POWER, I CAN SPIN THIS PLATTER. 153 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,930 LET'S HOPE IT'S A HIT. 154 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,933 I'LL PATCH THE COMPUTER'S IMAGE DIRECTLY TO YOU, FLINT. 155 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,239 Computer: PLANS AND STRUCTURAL ELEVATIONS 156 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,372 OF ROBOTIC SELF-DEFENSE MECHANISMS. 157 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:26,941 DETAILS OF LONGITUDINAL ALIGNMENTS SYSTEMS. 158 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,899 SKIP PAST THE GENERAL DIAGRAMS. 159 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:31,598 WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW IS WHETHER THOSE CUBES ARE VULNERABLE. 160 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,208 YOU GOT IT, LADY. 161 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:34,818 [ Sped-up ] SECTIONAL REINFORCEMENT. 162 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,038 ARMED GUSSET WELL. TRANSPOSED BRIDGE CIRCUITRY. 163 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,300 SELF-DESTRUCT RELAY TRANSMITTTER. 164 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,084 SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM? 165 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,346 SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM. 166 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,393 BINGO! IT'S IN COBRA TEMPLE. 167 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,092 NOW ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS FIND THAT HOUSE OF SERPENTS 168 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,746 BEFORE IT'S TOO...LATE. 169 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,273 Flint: ADMIRAL LEDGER, COBRA'S REBUILT THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS. 170 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,972 [ DESTRO LAUGHS ] 171 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:04,282 THIS LOW-ALTITUDE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS 172 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:08,852 WILL GIVE US THE TIME WE NEED TO DESTROY G.I. JOE. 173 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,114 [ LAUGHS ] 174 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,160 EXCELLENT, DESTRO. 175 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,378 [ LAUGHS ] 176 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,772 THEN WE SHALL WIN AFTER ALL! 177 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,774 THE WORLD WILL BE OURS! 178 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,210 [ LAUGHS ] 179 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:22,300 Quick Kick: HERE WE GO AGAIN! 180 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,302 Alpine: HEADQUARTERS! BAIL OUT! 181 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:27,392 TOO LATE! 182 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,759 HOLD ON! 183 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,768 A COBRA COPTER?! 184 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,334 SORRY TO DROP IN UNANNOUNCED, 185 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,598 BUT WE JUST HAPPENED TO FALL BY THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 186 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:02,863 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 187 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,822 WELL, DON'T KEEP US IN SUSPENSE, ALPINE. 188 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,085 WHY'D YOU TREAT US TO THIS OPEN HOUSE, 189 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:11,045 AND WHO'S THE BAREFOOT STRANGER? 190 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,787 INTRODUCING STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN, 191 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,572 AND A REGULAR ON "THE GONG SHOW"... 192 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:17,617 [ LAUGHS ] 193 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,010 QUICK KICK, STUNTMAN EXTRAORDINAIRE. 194 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,621 LET ME GIVE 'EM A QUICK UPDATE. 195 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,448 [ Quickly ] I MET THESE TWO GUYS ON THE MOUNTAIN OF GLASS. 196 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,059 THEY WERE IN REAL HOT WATER OUT THERE IN THE COLD, 197 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,538 BUT I SHOOED AWAY SOME LEOPARD SEALS, 198 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,105 AND WE HITCHED A RIDE WITH MAJOR BLUDD TO COBRA TEMPLE 199 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,106 UNDER THE FALLS, BUT WE -- 200 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,630 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 201 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:34,198 UH, REWIND THAT PART ABOUT THE COBRA TEMPLE. 202 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:37,811 [ IMITATING TAPE REWINDING ] 203 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:41,031 I SAID, MAJOR BLUDD GAVE US A RIDE TO COBRA TEMPLE, BUT WE -- 204 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:44,208 YOU KNOW WHERE COBRA TEMPLE IS? 205 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,862 SURE. DOESN'T EVERYBODY? 206 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:49,518 THIS IS THE INFO WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! 207 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,303 THE DARKNESS ISN'T HOLDING. 208 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:55,611 THEN GET ON THE HORN AND SEE IF YOU CAN CONTACT FLINT. 209 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,613 THERE'S A CRACK IN THE COBRA CURTAIN, 210 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,962 AND WE'RE GOING THROUGH. 211 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,834 LET'S MOVE OUT! 212 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,879 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 213 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,012 LET'S GO! 214 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,624 Cobra Commander: STABILIZE THE PYRAMID! 215 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,627 WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG, DESTRO? 216 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,325 THIS FLICKERING IS INTOLERABLE! 217 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,719 G.I. JOE MUST BE DENIED ACCESS TO ENERGY 218 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,200 UNTIL WE CAN LAUNCH OUR ATTACK! 219 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,247 COME ON! 220 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,554 WE'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH POWER! 221 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,686 KEEP MOVING! 222 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:30,777 COBRA SOLDIERS, FORWARD TO VICTORY! 223 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:40,308 -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! 224 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,310 IMPOSSIBLE. 225 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:46,314 WE'LL BE OUT OF THIS DARKNESS IN A FLASH! 226 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:49,186 THEN, HAMMER THROUGH THAT TEMPLE 227 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,928 AND PUT THOSE CUBES OUT OF ACTION! 228 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,843 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 229 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,585 G.I. JOE? BUT HOW? 230 00:11:56,672 --> 00:12:02,156 TAKE DEFENSIVE POSITIONS AND FIGHT THE ENEMY TO OBLIVION! 231 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,292 UNLEASH THE COBRA DRAGON! 232 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:12,557 TERMINATE THE JOES! 233 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,741 HEAT STROKE... 234 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,220 NO STRENGTH! 235 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,222 GOT TO FIGHT... 236 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,311 FIGHT...GOT TO... 237 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,097 [ GROANS ] 238 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,447 [ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ] 239 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:36,103 WE'VE WON, WON, WON! 240 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,409 [ LAUGHS ] 241 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:47,375 WAIT UNTIL THE COBRA DRAGON IS FINISHED WITH THEM. 242 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,246 THEN CLEAN UP THE MESS. 243 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,597 I'LL BE INSIDE WRITING MY VICTORY SPEECH. 244 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,426 [ LAUGHS ] 245 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,863 ANY SUGGESTIONS? 246 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,039 YODEL? 247 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,780 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN'! 248 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,738 WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA! 249 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:08,918 NOW YODEL. 250 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,485 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 251 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,574 COME ON, LET'S TRY IT. 252 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,185 [ YODELING TOGETHER ] 253 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,631 ♪ OH, YEAH 254 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,026 LOOK OUT! 255 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,993 ALPINE AND HIS YODELING YOKELS DID IT! 256 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,299 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 257 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,127 -LET'S GO! -COME ON! 258 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,261 WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 259 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,136 STAND AND FIGHT, YOU COWARDS! 260 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,790 WE'RE BANKRUPT HERE! 261 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,358 BUT ELSEWHERE WE HAVE PREPARED 262 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,969 A FINAL SURPRISE FOR THE JOES! 263 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,493 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SURPRISE"? 264 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:07,411 WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW?! 265 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,070 WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM 266 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,158 FOR THOSE CUBES! 267 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,899 BUT WHERE IS IT? 268 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,817 [ SQUAWKS ] POLLY PULL. 269 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,342 [ ALARM BLARES ] 270 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:28,955 POLLY, YOUR ALLOWANCE JUST WENT UP 10 CRACKERS A WEEK! 271 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,438 Baroness: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING! 272 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,223 BRILLIANT DEDUCTION, BARONESS! 273 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,312 DON'T BECOME HOSTILE WITH ME! 274 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,835 WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP! 275 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,358 SILENCE, WOMAN! 276 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,144 I'M LOSING PYRAMID CONTROL! 277 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,275 AAH! 278 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,408 IT'S SELF-DESTRUCTING! 279 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,388 I'VE LOST MY CUBES! 280 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:16,045 MY WONDERFUL CUBES, ALL GONE! 281 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,352 [ SOBS ] 282 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,702 NOW I'LL NEVER RULE THE WORLD! 283 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,965 I HATE THIS JOB! 284 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,533 SENSORS INDICATE G.I. JOE IS PURSUING US. 285 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,187 BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 286 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,406 -ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE! -ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE! 287 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:33,671 WELL, SOMEBODY FORGOT TO TELL THEM! 288 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,196 Admiral Ledger: READY ON FLIGHT DECK? 289 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,372 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 290 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,460 WE MUST GET... 291 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,070 TO THE ENTERPRISE TOWERS! 292 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,898 YES, HURRY! 293 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,378 WHOA! 294 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,686 LOOKS LIKE COBRA'S HUNTING FOR A NEST, LADY JAYE. 295 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:52,081 LET'S MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE. 296 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,692 Lady Jaye: I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU! 297 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,131 YO-O-O, JOE! 298 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,290 ALL ATTACK GROUPS, THIS IS JOE LEADER. 299 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,814 PROCEED TO THE ENTERPRISE TOWERS. 300 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,773 Cobra Commander: STOP! 301 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,645 OUR POSITION IS DETERIORATING! 302 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,692 WILL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME? 303 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:41,478 WE MUST FLEE AND SAVE OURSELVES! 304 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,740 RELAX. 305 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,394 WE NEED NOT RETREAT. 306 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,831 WE SHALL SOON ACTIVATE A WEAPON WHICH... 307 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,268 WILL DESTROY OUR ENEMIES... 308 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,791 -COMPLETELY. -COMPLETELY. 309 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,707 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 310 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,318 WEAPON? 311 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:58,278 [ RUMBLING ] 312 00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,931 Shipwreck: ENTERPRISE TOWERS! 313 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,804 THEY'RE TRANSFORMING IT INTO A GANTRY AND BATTLE ROCKET! 314 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,110 IF THAT SHIP EVER GETS UP, 315 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,981 NO FORCE ON EARTH WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT! 316 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,506 WE'VE GOT TO KEEP IT FROM REACHING SPACE. 317 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,117 [ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ] 318 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,509 BRILLIANT! 319 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:16,035 THIS HUGE ROCKET IS INVINCIBLE! 320 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,168 THE LAST LAUGH SHALL INDEED BE BEST! 321 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,127 [ LAUGHS ] 322 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,261 SATIN! 323 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,436 NEED A LIFT? 324 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,959 FLINT: Station delta, 325 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,266 do you see battle bird preparing for liftoff? 326 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,095 Dusty: WE SEE IT, AND WE DON'T LIKE IT. 327 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,705 DUKE AND THE REST OF THE GUYS 328 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,447 ARE RIGGIN' A PROTON BEAM STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE IT OUT, 329 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,058 BUT THEY'LL NEED MORE TIME. 330 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,328 WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DOUBLE-CROSS YOU, ZARTAN. 331 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,981 NO, NEVER! 332 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,984 NAY, NICHT, NEIN, NO! 333 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,770 IT WAS THOSE SCUZZY WUZZIES. 334 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,772 THEY INTIMIDATED US! 335 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,643 OH, SPARE US. 336 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,602 [ ZARTAN LAUGHS ] 337 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,778 OH, THANK YOU, ZARTAN! 338 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,084 THANK YOU! 339 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,261 GET UP! GET UP, YOU TREACHEROUS TOADBELLIES! 340 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:12,874 IF COBRA LOSES, I ALONE SHALL SEIZE THE REINS OF POWER. 341 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,746 AND I'LL NEED STOOGES TO DO MY BIDDING, 342 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,532 EVEN SECOND-RATE STOOGES LIKE YOU. 343 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,404 NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE'RE DISCOVERED. 344 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,450 Torch: OH, YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 345 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,496 Buzzer: RIGHT. WE LOVE BEIN' YOUR STOOGES. 346 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,889 Satin: READY? 347 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,543 WE'RE NEARING THE UPPER LEVEL. 348 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,848 INCREASING THRUST. 349 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,589 LIFTOFF IN 10 SECONDS... 350 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,723 -9, 8, 7... -9, 8, 7... 351 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,639 IT'S NOW OR NEVER, GUYS. 352 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,380 YO-O-O, JOE! 353 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,164 YEAH. RIGHT! 354 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,863 YO-O-O, JOE! 355 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,388 [ SHOUTS ] 356 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,867 AAH! 357 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,348 THIS IS FOR MESSING WITH MY FATHER! 358 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,176 G.I. JOE HAS CAUGHT UP! 359 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,743 DESTROY THEM, BROTHER! 360 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,398 OH, BROTHER YOURSELF! 361 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:04,230 HEY, STEEL FACE IS SHORTING OUT HIS OWN ROCKET SHIP! 362 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:08,234 FLINT: Shipwreck, Duke's just about ready with that proton beam, 363 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,062 so get out of there and don't drag anchor. 364 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,415 I SUPPOSE THIS IS A BAD TIME TO ASK YOU TO GO OUT WITH ME? 365 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,504 HELP ME, YOU FOOLS! 366 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:21,682 MY FACE IS MAGNETIZED TO THE CONTROLS! 367 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:27,122 [ SQUAWKS ] POLLY WANTS FLIGHT INSURANCE! 368 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:33,824 I WISH YOU WERE TRIPLETS SO I COULD HIT THREE OF YOU! 369 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:39,221 INCOMPETENT, IDIOTIC, FATHEADED NINCOMPOOPS! 370 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,572 GET IN HERE! 371 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,314 JETTISON NOW, BEFORE THEY FIRE! 372 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:54,845 Torch: ZARTAN, YOU PUT US IN THE GARBAGE MODULE! 373 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,502 [ ZARTAN LAUGHS ] 374 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,815 WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, ZARTAN! 375 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,991 PROTON BEAM IS UP TO SPEED. 376 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,819 LOCK ON COORDINATES. 377 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,343 FIRE! 378 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,001 HURRY, NO TIME LEFT! 379 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,408 [ CHEERING ] 380 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,062 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 381 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,543 YO-O-O, JOE! 382 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,763 YO, SHIPWRECK! 383 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,373 [ SQUAWKS ] 384 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,420 POLLY, TOO! POLLY, TOO! 385 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,030 COOL IT, BIRD. 386 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,380 SHIPWRECK WORKS ALONE. 387 00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:00,128 YOUR INTERFERENCE COST ME VICTORY! 388 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,870 Both: WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CONTROL SOONER. 389 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:07,440 YOUR VAIN DENSENESS DESTROYED OUR TACTICAL ADVANTAGE! 390 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,833 I HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL 391 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,662 UNTIL YOU IMBECILES GOT PRETENTIOUS! 392 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:17,232 YOU PEA-BRAINED CARBON COPIES OF IDENTICAL DUMBELLS! 393 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,321 YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE! 394 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,018 -Tomax: YOUR FAULT! -Xamot: HIS FAULT! 395 00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,455 -YOUR FAULT! -HIS FAULT! 396 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,326 -YOUR FAULT! -HIS FAULT! 397 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,111 Flint: WELL, LADY JAYE, LOOKS LIKE WE WON. 398 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:30,376 RIGHT, BUT NOW WHAT DO WE DO FOR THRILLS AND CHILLS? 399 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:33,292 HOW ABOUT DINNER AT THE JOE COMMISSARY? 400 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,032 WHAT'S SO DANGEROUS ABOUT THAT? 401 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,296 THE FOOD!